Full-time Artist

Chapter 226: 2 brushes (one hundred/two)

Funny, still going on.

Because of a collection of "Tang Yin Poems" and Mrs. Hua's anger, Tang Bohu had to continue to hide his identity as his Huaan.

When Tang Bohu knocked his bowl out of the black rap, the barrage was already quite dense:

"I'm not a person!"

"I scold myself!"

"Puff, can you keep things in the sun?"

"Look at Mrs. Hua and the others, hookers!"

"Can these women listen to songs?"

"Who knows that Tang Bohu... can't be too magical!"

"Xian Yu really deserves to be a composer. The songs in this movie are really nice without any spoof elements!"

"Laughing stomach cramps!"

"..."

Knock on the bowl, knock on the small bench, knock on the pillar, Tang Bohu can compose everything, which is a thorough implementation of his own evaluation:

Both poetry and painting, and good at rhythm.

In other movies, this setting is really just a setting, but in this movie, everything is extremely convincing!

Poems by Tang Bohu.

Tang Bohu's rhythm.

All are undoubtedly high level!

The first of the four Jiangnan talents is well-known!

Movies are a series of lines, and redundant characters do not need to exist.

When the story entered a turning point again, Zhu Zhishan appeared.

He pretended to be Tang Bohu, but was arrested in Washington, just when King Ning, who was about to rebel, came to trouble Taishi Hua.

Yes.

When Zhu Zhishan pretended to be Tang Bohu, started a dewy relationship with Sister Pomegranate, and drew a picture of a chicken pecking rice seriously in front of everyone, the person who laughed at the highest point also laughed!

This is the famous scene in "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance".

Be able to become a famous scene, because this paragraph is really classic

"Phoenix Upanishad Niu Pian!"

"The real tiger will come out hahahahahaha."

"Brother Zhishan, go find your sister Pomegranate."

"Puff, sister Pomegranate..."

"Who can stand this!"

"Sister Pomegranate!"

"..."

Deng Chi also started to have a stomachache.

Yes, it was a laugh.

This movie seems to have new jokes every second, which makes people laugh.

what?

Depression?

At least for this moment, Deng Chi completely forgot this moment, he was holding his stomach, tears almost burst into laughter.

In fact.

The story of the movie has developed here, and the famous scenes have been one after another.

at this time.

King Ning sent a staff officer and issued an upper union: "One township, two li, three masters who don't know the four books, five classics and six righteousnesses, dare to teach the seven sons very boldly!"

As soon as this couplet came out, let alone Hua Taishi be confused, the audience was also confused!

There is no doubt that this couplet is difficult.

And just under the expectation of the audience, the real Tang Bohu came on stage, and he directly connected: "Ten rooms and nine poor people make up eight, two, seven, six cents and five cents, and they are half-hearted and indecent!"

"wrong."

The staff sneered.

Deng Chi frowned.

Tang Bohus couplet is interesting, but its not neat and different, but this is a movie, maybe its not necessary to be true...

"just kidding."

Tang Bohu said casually: "Ten monasteries, nine monks and eight scrolls are observing the seven precepts, six principles and five laws, but they have no choice but to do nothing.

Deng Chi's eyes lit up!

This is really good!

Isn't that good?

It seems to be to make Tang Bohu's literary talent more convincing. In the following couplets, every couplet is high-energy in the front

"In the picture, the little book boy is ridiculous and ridiculous!"

"There are no wheels, horses, and reins in the chessboard, the general, beware!"

"Yingying, swallows, swallows, green and red everywhere are harmonious!"

"Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, flowers, leaves, young and old!"

"Ten minds, think about the king, think about the country, think about the community."

"A total of eight eyes, admire flowers, moon and autumn fragrance~"

"you"

"Just kidding, thank you every inch, thank God the king."

Gag and talk, but you can talk...

The confrontation is not neat, just a joke...

Not to mention the eternal absolute, at least it can be seen that the gold content of these couplets is extremely high!

More than just funny!

At the same time, it feels refreshing and relieved!

And the style of this movie will never be three seconds past. After the audience felt refreshed, laughter followed, and the staff member suddenly fell to the ground and vomited blood...

"The legendary vomiting blood three liters?"

"This pair of pairs is ignited!"

"Can I match these pairs?"

"Write poems in front, play couplets here, Xianyu, please take my knees!"

"Ma Ma asked me why I knelt to watch a movie..."

"This movie is simply Xianyu's personal show!"

"After the music show, the poetry show, and the poetry show couplet after show, I can only say that I am envious..."

"I was crying by Xiu!"

"Xianyu write more poems in the future!"

"Sorry I have no connotation, I just smiled."

"Me too, laughing out of the goose!"

"What's that, I can laugh out loud!"

"..."

From funny, to surprise, to shock, the barrage is already dense at this moment. I am afraid that even the audience who usually don't like interaction will be blown out by this famous scene!

No audience can remain calm...

It's not that this movie kills all the audience, but because the audience who don't like this movie have slipped away at the moment, and the audience who sees here are really attracted by this movie!

Just then.

A bullet screen floated in the corner that made many people's hearts tremble: "Tell you a ghost story and look at the progress bar."

"..."

Deng Chi happened to see this barrage, and then he felt that his depression was about to begin:

"The progress bar supports it!"

This movie...is going to end!

Other viewers besides Deng Chi also noticed that the progress bar couldn't stand up anymore, and the barrage that encouraged the progress man to hold on to it was endless...

See the hunting heart!

This movie is highly capable throughout, and many viewers are reluctant to end the movie when encountering such a movie.

But there is no permanent banquet in the world.

Following the defeat of King Ning, after Tang Bohu had a wonderful fight with the life-threatening scholar, he finally embraced the beauty.

Of course.

In this process, the jokes did not weaken by the end of the movie, and many interesting stalks continued to appear.

For example, what "return my fist"...

For example, after the battle between Mrs. Hua and the deadly scholar, she exchanged clothes...

For example, Tang Bohu completed a "Spring Tree and Autumn Frost Picture" in a short period of time, and he also said nonsense that the south wind weather is a bit humid...

For example, when ordering Qiuxiang, Tang Bohu recites a poem, but Sister Pomegranate has urgency and can't help but step forward...

The appearance of these jokes almost made Deng Chi forget about the progress bar.

Therefore, when the movie ended in the clip where Qiuxiang pulled Tang Bohu playing Pai Gow, Deng Chi suddenly felt a panic.

ended?

Is it over?

At this time, it is time to take advantage of the Net University's superiority.

Deng Chi restarted the movie without hesitation.

Wangdas on-demand feature is that it costs five yuan to watch it once. Want to watch it again?

That is to continue to spend money.

This is the same as a theater movie.

It costs you money once to watch a movie, not because you have watched it once and the second time is free.

But Deng Chi definitely doesn't care about the money. The first time of this movie is to watch Le Ha, and the second time you can taste it again...

Replay!

As a result, Deng Chi saw that many of the barrage at the beginning of the movie were the same as himself, floating in rows:

"Second brush."

"Same second ~ look back and look again."

"Hahahaha two brushes and two brushes, this movie is not worthy of life!"

"Animal, the second movie that just came out?"

"Too great, I can't help but watch it again."

"I was in a bad mood, after watching this movie, all my worries were gone."

"..."

At this time, the new audience, seeing so many "second brush" barrages, wondered if they had gone to the wrong set.

How come there are so many second-brush barrage in new movies?

in?

Call the navy?

Can you take me together?