Full-time Artist

Chapter 225: No flower, no sake, Sakuta

The slogan is exaggerated, and the cover also features a beautiful girl with long legs to lure the wolf. "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" fits Deng Chi's perception of bad movies, so Deng Chi originally didn't plan to watch it.

But when the movie started, Deng Chi did not immediately quit.

What is the old saying?

Come here...

The guns that I have made appointments will be finished with tears...

Shouldnt you be blind when you watch a movie you click on yourself?

When Deng Chi thought about it, the plot had already begun.

The protagonist of this movie is Tang Bohu, who is unique in poetry and painting, has a wealth of wealth, and is also the first of the four great talents in Jiangnan.

Deng Chi knew that Suzhou in Qinzhou was called Suzhou in ancient times, and the south of Qinzhou was called Jiangnan.

But this is not the point.

The point is the beginning of this movie.

I saw that Tang Bohu took out the brush very well...

Deng Chi thought that the protagonist was about to start creating, writing, writing and painting, but in the end this guy was actually grilling chicken wings?

It turns out that the brush is not dipped in ink, but soy sauce?

What kind of brain circuit is this screenwriter?

It's so interesting.

Immediately afterwards, Zhu Zhishan appeared.

The film briefly and rudely uses dialogue to introduce the identity of Zhu Zhishan, one of the four great talents in Jiangnan, and a good friend of Tang Bohu.

This is also not the point.

The point is that Zhu Zhishan doesn't look like a genius, even worse than Tang Bohu grilling chicken wings with a brush.

He turned out to be a bad gambler, and he often confessed what he had lost, and then asked Tang Bohu to sell his paintings for money...

Although the dialogue is simple and rude, Xiaojing has a lot of interspersed.

Next, Tang Bohu finally started to paint.

However, what made Deng Chi stunned was that Tang Bohu's paintings turned out to use Zhu Zhishan's body...

Bang bang bang.

.

After doing so, Tang Bohu really drew a beautiful ink painting!

Exaggeration?

Very exaggerated!

Nonsense?

Very nonsense!

The screenwriter is simply insightful.

But for some reason, Deng Chi thought it was more interesting, although he didnt laugh

Deng Chi, as a person with a high level of laughter, can give a "fun" evaluation of a movie, which is already a very high standard.

At this time, Deng quit in no hurry.

This film successfully aroused his interest.

at the same time.

Deng Chi saw a series of barrage appear above the movie. Compared with people like Deng Chi with a high degree of laughter, these barrage are too happy:

"Fuck!"

"Killing me!"

"Hahahahahaha, the lifeblood of this guy drew a little bug in the beak of an eagle..."

"Are you an eagle or a bug in the eagle's beak?"

"I don't have a tick anyway."

"..."

Deng Chi did not shield the barrage.

Although he laughs a lot, he will be in a good mood when he sees these sand sculpture netizens in the bullet screen.

Probably because happiness is contagious?

The plot continues.

It turned out that this Tang Bohu actually had eight wives.

It's just that the style of these eight wives is not quite right.

They were addicted to Pai Gow, made the bird painted by Tang Bohu into a chicken, and used Tang Bohu's collection of poems on the table...

Tang Bohu forced a smile.

But his old mother couldn't understand: "You are now young and promising, successful in your career, wealthy, and there are groups of wives and concubines. You should be the happiest person in the world. Why do you stretch your face all day?"

Seeing this, Deng Chi suddenly felt like he had been hit.

Tang Bohu, he looks like himself!

There are often people who dont understand Deng Chi, saying that Deng Chi is handsome and rich, and his girlfriends are more prettier than the other. Why do they suffer from depression...

At this moment, Deng Chi felt that he knew Tang Bohu well.

It's a pity that this sad mood didn't spread, and it was diluted by the next scene. Tang Bohu's eight wives together...

Hanged?

Tang Bohu admired: "Eight people hang themselves together, how spectacular!"

Deng Chi had the urge to laugh for the first time.

Your eight wives hang themselves, do you just think it's spectacular?

He was once again shown by the protagonists brain circuit, to be precise by the screenwriters brain circuit...

In this movie, the style of painting is always off the track inadvertently.

Every time the style of painting deviates, it will produce a strong interest.

Deng Chi watched so many comedies, "Tang Bohu Dian Qiuxiang" is the most unreasonable card!

What's even more unreasonable is that King Ning sent someone to ask Tang Bohu to be his adviser, but when Tang Bohu was pretending to be sick, he happily ate chicken wings.

Faced with doubt, Tang Bohu sang calmly: "Because... I like to eat braised chicken wings..."

The other party sang along: "But your old lady said you will ascend to heaven..."

The old lady continued to sing: "You should eat hard when you are about to ascend to heaven. If you don't eat now, you won't have the chance to eat..."

what?

What the hell?

Deng Chi twitched the corners of his mouth, feeling that he was completely shown.

Can you still play like this?

Are you still singing?

What about rebellion, can you be more serious?

Even more bizarre is...

Is the singing really rhythmic?

Deng Chi felt that he couldn't keep up.

When the doctor gave Tang Bohu's pulse, but Tang Bohu played his pulse into music, Deng Chi's mouth twitched more severely.

The barrage is already in full bloom at this time:

"My God, is it so fun?"

"I laugh so stupid!"

"I believe this is Xianyu's movie. The music in it is so powerful!"

"Find the source of the original song!"

"What kind of fairy movie is this?"

"The screenwriter is definitely not a blue star person, aliens have this kind of brain circuit!"

"..."

This movie is not rigorous at all, and the logic cannot stand up to scrutiny, but the strange thing is that no one thinks it is wrong, but only fun.

Spoof!

Ghost animal!

This style of painting runs through the next plot.

The four great talents go out and take off their clothes in a disagreement...

There is also a flowery look back, the classic reverse string of picking the nostrils...

The barrage has ushered in a wave of peaks. From a quantitative point of view, it seems that there are more waves, and the laughter is also stronger.

The plot enters the main line.

In order to get close to Qiuxiang in Washington, Tang Bohu competed with passers-by.

Tang Bohu finds someone to pretend to be dead and sell himself to bury his father.

A passerby pushed a family of seven dead people over, and the other's dog died in a whimper...

"puff!"

Deng Chi couldn't help laughing.

When Tang Bohu held the cockroach, shouted Xiaoqiang, and howled, Deng Chi's laughter could no longer stop.

In the end, a passerby knocked himself to death with a stick in order to compare miserables. Deng Chi had already laughed until his stomach hurts!

At this moment, he is no different from the sand sculpture netizens on the barrage...

"God is special, Xiaoqiang!"

"The dog died unexpectedly, hahaha, it can't do it, just laugh at me!"

"Can it be better than the miserable meeting?"

"This guy knocked himself to death..."

"Too hard, too hard!"

"Friendly reminder, don't eat or drink water while watching this movie! Don't ask how I knew it!"

"Damn, you didn't say it earlier! Labor and management were just drinking water, now they are choking!"

"I can't do it, I can't do it, I laughed!"

"..."

For a long time, Deng Chi stopped smiling.

For people who have never watched a nonsensical movie, once the brain waves match up, the effect of "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" is terrifying!

Deng Chi almost forgot when he last laughed.

Of course not all barrages are boasting.

There are also some barrage saying:

"What the hell?"

"Messy."

"I can't understand it at all."

"This movie has no connotation at all."

"..."

These barrage Deng Chi are automatically filtered out.

You can find tongs everywhere.

Looking for connotation in a comedy, did you guys go to the wrong set?

And you've been watching it for so long, haven't you understood the style of this movie?

Anyway, the vast majority of people, seeing this, just can't laugh.

In the laughter of countless audiences, Tang Bohu entered Washington.

At this time the plot has been connected in series.

Mrs. Hua has an antagonism with the Tang family, so she hates Tang Bohu very much...

And the Qiuxiang that Tang Bohu was thinking of, she had a crush on Tang Bohu, a talented man, and even read Tang Bohu's poem:

"Peach Blossom Temple in Taohuawu, Peach Blossom Fairy under Taohua Temple. Peach Blossom Fairy grows peach trees and picks peach blossoms in exchange for wine."

Seeing this, Deng Chi's laughter suddenly stopped slightly, and a strange expression flashed through

This poem was written by a screenwriter?

No matter how spoofed the previous plot, how amazing the brain circuit of the screenwriter is, it is impossible to ignore the level of this verse.

Anyone with a little literary literacy can hear the artistic conception of this poem!

This screenwriter has something!

There are many people who have similar feelings to Deng Chi, and the barrage is obviously shocked:

"This poem is of a high level!"

"Checked it, it's the original screenwriter."

"You are fast, how many years have you been single?"

"The screenwriter is Xianyu...I'm so convinced, Xianyu's literary talent is too scary, this poem is absolutely amazing!"

"No wonder Xianyu's lyrics are so well written!"

"How do I feel, Xian Yu is a bit Tang Bohu?"

"Don't tell me, it's really... His lyrics and composition are everyone's demeanor... But the script he wrote is very nonsense and spoof, which is a bit of Tang Bohu's game style..."

"..."

The audience was more or less shocked.

But this is not the end, because Tang Bohu himself actually took a few sentences, which seems to be the same poem that Qiuxiang read:

"The world laughed at me as crazy, I laughed at others and couldn't see through. I don't see the tomb of the five majestic heroes, and I have no flowers and no wine."

Wow!

Exploded!

If everyone was surprised and surprised to hear the verses that Qiuxiang read, then when these verses came out, the mood of many viewers was already shocked and shocked!

"Come again?"

"This poem bunker is now!"

"The screenwriter is a real god!"

"Is it the same song that Qiuxiang reads?"

"I said earlier that this movie has no connotation for Lao Tzu to stop! These few poems are not enough connotation for your face!"

"I thought it was a funny movie... now I know how talented the screenwriter is!"

"Stone hammer! Tang Bohu is Xian Yu, and Xian Yu is Tang Bohu!"

"..."

At this time, Deng Chi's eyes were already staring like eggs!

He couldn't help but breathe faster...

The world laughs at me too crazy, I laugh at others and can't see through?

In the beginning, Tang Bohu's experience only made Deng Chi feel a bit empathetic, but these few poems were like a sharp knife directly into Deng Chi's heart!

He felt that all his feelings were written thoroughly by this poem!

Hilarious?

Really acting as a screenwriter will only be funny, that is really funny!

The screenwriter is too deep!

His literary attainments ~ his verse level directly brought this movie to a higher level!

"Envy?"

Many bullet screens are saying that the screenwriter is Xianyu.

At first, Deng Chi didn't care much, he just felt a little familiar, but at this moment he suddenly remembered...

Xian Yu seems to be a composer?

The screenwriter of this movie is Xianyu?

This person is too awesome!

At this moment, in Deng Chi's heart, a trace of worship for Xianyu rose unexpectedly, hoeing fields without flowers and wine, what a realm this is...

Not to mention that Qiuxiang admires Tang Bohu!

Deng Chi felt that he was about to become a fan of Tang Bohu's brain!

And now...

The movie is not over yet!