The Archmage’s Restaurant

# 104

Chapter.26 Visit to the next town

The night before I decided to go to Deadran City.

After a long time, I summoned the highest quality pack, left it to Lulin, finished the dinner business, cleaned up, and went down to Lair.

Rurin is lying down. I’m wearing a pack. Alone and shamelessly.

this?

“That’s why you came here!”

“Yes, you came.”

It’s funny how your pronunciation becomes strange just because you put on a pack. When I told him that moving his facial muscles doesn’t work, he seems to completely believe that.

Soon Monster Lulun brought me a pack as well.

“Rurururunrururun!”

While making strange noises.

The interpreter isn’t working because I’m busy packing, so I roughly interpret it on my own.

I guess they’re telling me to pack something.

The day Lurin found out about the face pack was the day I put her in full makeup for a photo shoot on Earth.

After removing my makeup, I applied a pack to provide moisture and nutrition to my skin tired from makeup.

It was through that opportunity that I began to show considerable interest in face packs and eventually became addicted to them.

The pack doesn’t reject the dragon, which is annoying about everything.

There is no need to stop it. Maybe it’s because of my age, but I don’t like how rough my skin is.

After attaching the pack, I look at Rurin. Laughter immediately came out.

For some reason, the two of us are so funny.

Then Rurin pinches my thigh.

“I cried over that, Aeda.”

Yes, it’s true that you shouldn’t laugh. Siri, wrinkles appear. But it’s funnier because the dragon worries like that.

Seeing that scene brings out a sense of playfulness.

If you want to joke, do it. Restraining yourself is bad for your body. I launched a preemptive strike. Lurin spreads his palm. And then I tried to gently tickle it with my fingers.

“Is it me?”

The answer comes back asking, “What are you doing?” There is no movement. No matter how it looks, it is dragon skin. It’s funny to react like this.

Then how about this?

I went down and picked up Lurin’s feet. And started attacking my toes.

Tickling.

As soon as he started attacking the soles of his feet, Lurin desperately began to hold back laughter. What a great woman in front of the pack.

Then, after a while, he got up, glared at me, came towards me, and tried to tickle my side, so I quickly avoided it and ran away.

“Stand there!”

An expression that says should I endure it cruelly or run away? But there are no rules. It could be said that a death match was held in which the person who laughed first lost.

However, as soon as she moved, the pack seemed to fall off, so Lurin calmly lay down on the bed again. It’s a face that can’t hold back its anger.

Hehehe.

I quietly went next to him and lay down.

“Don’t do it.”

After I declared that I wouldn’t do it, about 5 minutes passed quietly. I thought he must have let his guard down at this point, so this time the attack went to Lulin’s side.

Rurin looks at me with an expression that says it’s nothing. But it’s not a big deal at all.

A very desperate expression.

No, he couldn’t stand it anymore and tried to attack me again. I avoided it and fell far away again.

Then he raised his hands and stamped his feet.

Kkkkkkk.

Sorry, but I am very sensitive to tickling. So, jumping out before you get hit is inevitable.

Understand. Lurin.

Saying that in my heart, I quietly laid down next to Lurin again.

I was wondering where to attack this time, so I gently blew air into Rurin’s ear.

“Kyaaaaaa!”

Lurin then reacted violently and jumped up, covering her ears.

Thanks to this, the pack finally falls off my face. Of course, I didn’t fail because I was laughing, so it went against the rules I had set in my mind.

Why is this dragon making all those moaning noises?

There is silence for a moment. Lulin’s expression is very strange.

The attack on my ears went too far. Actually, it’s a bit more of a place than a tickle.

“What is this? It’s annoying!”

Lulin puffed out his mouth with a strange expression. But the dragon’s skin tissue is very red.

What should I say?

Should I say that it even confuses me?

“Dragon Heart is strange.”

Does this mean there is something wrong with my heart?

Lulin said that and took the pack from Lurun again and put it on.

After a while it happens again.

“You!”

“why?”

“no.”

The pack falls again. Receive the pack again from Lulun.

Then he lay down again and got up again a moment later. What are you doing.

“Something is strange. “You can do it again.”

After saying that quietly, he moves his body and brings his ear closer to me. And then I attached the pack.

Look at this dragon.

What are you doing again?

***

The day after the chaos with the pack.

Lurin and I, who had come to Deadrun City, were in a pit of dust. I’m glad I at least got a pack yesterday. Anyway, I expected something like this and took precautions in advance.

A space made of bricks that cannot be broken by human power. And an iron gate.

There is an iron bar stuck in the hole in the iron door.

Yes, where we were was a prison.

There’s no way I’m coming into Gray City’s prison.

No, in fact, there is no need to go to any prison in the world. I have no intention of going in.

Of course, there are always exceptions. If the reason is not being locked up but an undercover investigation, the story is different.

Everything is to investigate this dead run city.

In fact, as soon as we arrived in Deadran City, some robbers approached Lulin and I, who were well-dressed, and pointed knives at them.

So Lulin destroyed the robbers and made them roll on the floor.

Rather, Lulin and I were imprisoned for assault, not robbery.

Of course, there was some intention.

In this situation where even the soldiers are in strong collusion with criminals, and it has become a place where good citizens are imprisoned, this is to find out to what extent the soldiers have rotted and by whose hands this city is currently being run.

Prison is the best place to find out. Those who colluded with the soldiers cannot be imprisoned, but there are probably many other unrelated criminals imprisoned as well.

In other words, a prison is a warehouse of information that uncovers things going on in the underworld.

Since I don’t have any information or connections, I have to look at the bottom to see something.

As I thought, the so-called unscrupulous criminal group was being rounded up without any hesitation, so the inside of the prison was not noisy.

It seemed like they were arresting all the criminal groups that had nothing to do with them as a show for the arrival of a new governor.

The cell we were in was also very noisy.

What is even more absurd is the fact that there is no distinction between men and women. Just shove me and Rurin into one room. Just by looking at this, you can see how much of a concept Deadlancy has become.

Looking at Lurin, the bandit-like guys in the same room started to create a party atmosphere by raising their hands.

“Puhahahaha!”

“What is this?”

“Even if it wasn’t so, I was jealous of the woman who came into the next room. Do you know what happened to that woman?”

“I was pushed to the bottom and eventually handed over to a slave trader!”

They ask each other questions and answer among themselves without even being asked.

“It happens to us too!”

Number 1, who looks like a bandit, shouts that.

When I looked at Lurin’s face, I started drooling a lot. There is no forgiveness.

It’s a den where you go completely crazy.

“Haaaam! Can’t you go out? too loud. It would be better to kill them all and leave. “I’m also sleepy.”

As Lulin yawned peacefully and fell into my arms, I heard the bandits’ laughter again.

This time, Bandit No. 2 shouts.

“You can’t understand the situation? Seeing that you’re wearing nice clothes, I think you’re under Rieden’s spell. I can never go out into the bright world again. Giggling. Besides, looking at it, that girl will soon be sold to a slave trader. then! I guess they’re asking us to become teaching assistants first! Hey guys!”

“Hahaha! Are you lucky? “That happened a few days ago too.”

ah.

It’s so vulgar that I can’t listen to it any more.

Saying something different about Lulin is itself a sin.

I think Rieden is the name of the dark side I’m looking for, but for now I’ll just organize the surroundings.

“noisy.”

Fuuuuuuuuuuck!

After giving them lightning magic, I threw them all in a corner, beat them up, and tied them up.

My body is still shaking because I used too much lightning magic.

A completely isolated prison door. Since it was difficult to see the outside, I decided to beat them first and then wait for another reaction. If Lulin’s beauty is reported to the higher-ups, won’t there be a dark side?

Even though it is a shortcut to the end.

“Lurin are you sleepy? “Lay down here.”

As soon as I can say anything, Rurin lies down on my lap.

“Ugh, what are you guys… That leisure… Those trapped… .”

After feeding the electric shock again to Bandit No. 3, who was still talking, I patted Lurin’s head.

Rurin sticks to her side-lying position, then lies down and looks at me.

“I’m bored.”

“Then shall we roast them whole?”

“Oh, that’s a good idea.”

“mi. Crazy guys! I won’t leave you alone unless there’s magic! “Looking at how he was captured anyway, it looks like he picked up class 1 magic somewhere and learned it!”

I woke up again. And they released the people they had tied up.

“Do you think you will win if you don’t use magic?”

“of course. “Come on kids!”

Burbubbubbubbuk!

Of course, without even looking at the result, it is my victory. There is no way you can be a match for me, who has experienced real battlefields with bandit-like bastards.

The guys, who were rolling around on the floor in an instant, beat me to death and then shook off their hands.

Then everyone finally fell silent.

“Rulin, it’s quiet now, so don’t worry.”

I sat down again and laid Lurin down.

I’m bored and want to do something. I took out the earpicks from my pocket.

“Turn your ears this way. “I’m running out of time, so I’ll just cut your ears.”

“oh! What’s going on! “I usually never do that.”

“Well, I’m bored. “I’m going to wait quietly.”

Rurin’s eyes lit up and she put her ear to me. I used the earpicks I brought from Hyundai and held them to Rurin’s cute ears. The earrings I gave you last time are still fluttering in my ears.

Gently tickle your ear canal with an earpick.

“Hehehe.”

Then a strange nasal sound came out. The purpose is not to sell your ears. There isn’t much earwax in particular.

“What the hell are you… .”

“Kaaaaaaak!”

While I was leisurely digging his ears in prison, the bushy beard that looked like a bandit was still yelling, so I used lightning magic to heal it.

“Aaaah! stop! Do not! please… !”

“So keep your mouth shut. Criminals, do you understand?”

When the lightning magic was withdrawn, the chattering mouth finally stopped. Then, this time, he placed the earpick in Lulin’s hand.

“Now it’s your turn.”

“What’s my turn! Do you think the great body will only serve you like that? “That can’t be possible!”

As I was about to hand over the earpick, this damn dragon got up, making an ungrateful noise. However, he quickly sat down again, brushed back his hair, and spoke.

“ is a lie. Hi-Hi. “Are you surprised?”

Then he sat cross-legged and tapped his thigh.

I was deceived.

How dare you fake it.

I put my head on Lulin’s thigh. Now that I think about it, I think this is my first time seeing this kind of attitude.

There have been a lot of opposites.

Softly, softly. The earpick Lurin held in her hand entered my ear. It feels very strange.

It’s a thrilling yet good feeling. I feel Rurin’s hand and a crunching sound rings in my ears.

In the meantime, something like a hole under the iron door opened and something came in.

It’s just bare rice.

It wasn’t even bread, it was three bowls of plain rice, which is not very popular in this neighborhood.

No, how many people are here and there are only three bowls of rice?

“… And why rice?”

“This local jail uses cheap rice to distribute to inmates. “Anyway, for the record, we should have distributed meals, but if we steal that amount, we end up with nothing.”

A man in prison explains.

Well, since beans are expensive, does that mean it’s not bean rice? unbelievable.

“But didn’t I tell you not to tell me?”

When I pointed that out, the man who spoke covered his mouth.

“I’m sorry, but it’s already too late.”

“wait for a sec! Argh!”

After spraying the lightning magic again, I picked up the bare rice. There are many ways to enjoy this.

“Give it to me Lurin. “I’ll make you food worthy of a prison.”

“Really? Just plain rice?”

I shook my head, collected the rice, and poured it into the summoned bowl.

After that, he summoned a tuna can, followed by seaweed.

Mayonnaise is essential.