Reborn As A Ghost: Time To Build My Undead Army!

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Well, what an unnecessary drama, Partner always freaks out when I get closer to the other two, but maybe I went a bit too far in the bathroom there by making Emeraldine moan… I guess I ended getting a bit perverted there, I don’t have a body so there shouldn’t be horny within me, but it seems I have gathered the horny somehow even in my phantasmal form. I suppose that when I am in front of such a babe, I cannot contain myself that well, especially when she’s completely at my mercy. I get I awaken a bit of a sadist fetish there, I really like to tease cute girls.

When I asked the two about personal space, the two answered trying to justify themselves as to why they were spying on us by sticking themselves into the door like it was nobody’s business for some weird reason.

“W-What kind of lewd things were you doing with Emeraldine?!” asked Partner. “Explain them to me, master!”

“Ahem… I was merely… Just… Going with the flow.” Said Lucifer, as he crossed his arms and looked elsewhere, attempting to make himself look as someone that cannot be asked questions.

“I can do anything I want! Nobody is going to tell what I can and cannot do, okay, Partner? And look, I wasn’t doing anything bad, I was just giving her a massage, Emeraldine is just a very dramatic actress…” I said while gazing at Partner fiercely, I wasn’t lying there.

Partner gave me a defeated look as she sighed and rested over the floor, she seemed defeated. And began to weep like a little girl.

“Uwaaahh… I just want the same treatment… Sniff… I want love…” She cried.

“Eh? S-Since when can you cry like that?” I asked while looking at her worriedly. Lucifer didn’t seemed affected by Emeraldine’s thing, and was just looking at Partner with a bit of confusion. We both thought the same thing, she was probably pretending to get sad and cry, she had become a pretty good actress since she became a Lesser Vampire.

“She’s definitely pretending.” Said Lucifer through telepathy.

“Oh, so you can also tell?” I asked to him.

“Yes, it is very obvious, she doesn’t feel sad for real…” Said Lucifer.

“S-Should we do something about it?” I wondered.

“It’s up to you, you’re the protagonist here… I am a side character now.” Said Lucifer.

“Well, thanks for nothing…” I sighed.

I looked a Partner and walked at her side, petting her head. I tried to calm her down as I caressed her long red hair, she seemed to be trying pretty hard, so I decided to make her happy at least.

“Come on, stop pretending to cry, it is pretty obvious…” I sighed.

“Geh?!”

Partner was quickly found out, and she stood there and looked at me with surprise. Yep, I always knew you were just pretending, little partner, come on, don’t make this harder for the both of us now.

“Come on, let’s go eat some breakfast I am starving…” I sighed. “Anyways, what should we eat?”

“Guuhh…” Partner sighed as she looked at me with a rather angry demeanor, she seemed a bit disappointed that I didn’t fell for her tricks… She has gotten a bit manipulative, hasn’t she? But I guess she really does deserves some love, I’ll make sure to spoil her and perhaps give her a kiss if the situation arises, I have already kissed Emeraldine and Lucifer before, so I am sure that I am quite good at it. I’ll give her a good kiss so that she can stop being like this.

I petted her head and then helped her stand up, she looked like a puppet that lost her strings in the floor, so helping her stand up made her look better, I moved aside the hair covering her face and kissed her forehead.

“All good now.” I said. “Damn you smell like wine too.”

“I want something tasty…” She said. “D-Do you got any blood, Master?”

“I do, here.” I said.

I gave Partner a small bottle of blood I had saved for her, this was one the last blood supplies we had from “bad guys” we have killed sometimes, it was also mixed with some animal and monster blood to make it last for long, but the monster and beast blood is not the same than human/demi-humans for Vampires, their craving for blood asks for these, in fact, the closer to humans the tastier the blood.

Due to that, I had sent my phantom clones to kill some people outside… Yeah, not good people, I made them look for people that nobody would miss and that were overall assholes without anyone that cared about them, bandits, people that kidnaped others, or that stole and extorted people, we found quite a couple of these good for nothing and they were brought to me swiftly as of now…

FLASH!

Several phantoms emerged into the room and opened portals to their shadows, where a handful of corpses of humans emerged. There was this one guy with dog ears that was completely insane, my phantom clones stopped him from stabbing an old lady that didn’t had any more money to give to him, so nobody is going to miss someone willing to stab an old lady (I also used my clones to give that old lady all the money this idiot had).

I didn’t destroyed their souls and decided to be merciful, using my divine protection, I just sent them off to Helheim where Hel welcomed them, and she gave me a thumbs up (imaginary visuals that I cannot actually see).

“Wow, did you killed all those people last night?!” Asked Lucifer.

“They were up to no good so don’t worry…” I said. “I sent their souls off without breaking them, but they were irremediable people.”

Partner was already finishing the small bottle as she looked at the fresh corpses, they were still warm, and their blood would be very tasty for her… But I stopped her before she jumped over one of them.

“Wait! These are for several days; do you think I can just leisurely kill so many people? There is a limited amount of people that deserve death, you know?” I sighed.

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