Novel Lived
Chapter 217
Chapter 217: Is This How Babies are Made?
Ye Xuan didn’t want to consummate his marriage with the Dragon Princess in the past. With Qingxue, the script was already set, and he had to endure it in advance.
But now, with the Dragon Princess, he needed to save that for the present. So, in his narrative, Ye Xuan at that time was an innocent and clueless youth.
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The Dragon Princess had no idea about Ye Xuan’s intentions. At this moment, she was utterly baffled. She had finally married Ye Xuan, and they were now on their wedding night. They were under the covers, and Ye Xuan had even undressed her.
But now, he suddenly told her to sleep early? Sleep your mother–!!! She couldn’t help but feel the urge to curse.
If it were any other woman, she might worry about being disliked, but the Dragon Princess had no such thoughts.
She directly asked Ye Xuan, “Husband… have you forgotten that we are married and have something to do?” Saying this, she blushed slightly.
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“??!!!”
Outside the scene, both versions of the Dragon Princess blushed deeply. Good heavens, this wasn’t just exposing Ye Xuan’s sins; it was a public execution of their dignity–!!! On their wedding night, they had to remind Ye Xuan?!!
Now the whole world knew–!!! They felt everyone was mocking them. Their usual authority felt like it was slipping away.
“By the way… could it be that Ye Xuan… doesn’t understand anything?” Mo Qingshang was overjoyed. If Ye Xuan didn’t understand anything, that would be perfect–!!! His worries would be unfounded.
“Uh… this…”
At this moment, the high immortals were all confused. Understand, understand what? We don’t understand anything…
Everyone pretended to be clueless, asking Mo Qingshang, “Daoist Mo, what do you mean by understand?”
“Uh…” Mo Qingshang was dumbfounded. Good heavens, this group of high immortals was pretending to be pure?!! This was something any normal person would know. He felt strangely embarrassed.
Everyone was pretending to be innocent, making him feel dirty. These cultivators were experts at maintaining a high and pure façade in front of everyone.
Feeling frustrated, Mo Qingshang turned his attention back to the scene. All the cultivators understood that Ye Xuan might really be clueless.
Unlike ordinary people, he had no parents growing up and was taken to the heavens by the Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady. Even though the heavens didn’t prohibit desires, time flowed differently there.
He might not have spent much time there. Now suddenly banished to the mortal world, he was still that innocent and pure boy.
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“What else is there to do?” Ye Xuan looked at the Dragon Princess curiously and asked.
“It’s…” Blushing, the Dragon Princess awkwardly said, “It’s what couples do… to have children.”
Saying this, she was too embarrassed to face him and hid under the covers.
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Seeing the pure and innocent couple, the cultivators were speechless. This wasn’t unexpected but still shocking. These two were too innocent, especially Ye Xuan, who knew nothing.
What a waste of such a beautiful night–!!! But now, with the Dragon Princess’s reminder, Ye Xuan should understand, right?
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“Oh.” Ye Xuan’s eyes lit up as he said, “I understand.”
The Dragon Princess quickly pulled the covers off and said to Ye Xuan, “Husband, since you understand, then… I leave it to you.”
“Mm, don’t worry.” Ye Xuan said, “I heard from the village aunties how to make babies.”
“Really?!” Hearing this, the Dragon Princess’s eyes lit up, “You’re amazing.”
“Of course.” Ye Xuan replied confidently, even a bit smugly.
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“Pfft–!!!”
“He seems quite proud of himself.”
“Such a simple thing, yet he needed someone to remind him…”
“Still, those village aunties must be quite unorthodox to teach kids about such things.”
“Well, Ye Xuan grew up without parents, someone had to look after him.”
“Now you all pretend to understand everything–!!!” Mo Qingshang watched the surrounding immortals discussing and couldn’t help but silently complain.
Only the Dragon Princess felt like she wanted to leave, forgetting all about her father’s murder. The scene was just too embarrassing. Even if everyone knew about such things, hearing her talk about it was still very awkward.
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“Are you ready?” Ye Xuan asked the Dragon Princess.
“Mm, I’m ready, husband.” The Dragon Princess replied.
As she finished speaking, Ye Xuan grabbed her foot and started to tickle it.
“Hahahaha, husband, slow down, slow down…”
“Sorry, I’ll slow down.” Saying this, Ye Xuan continued to tickle the Dragon Princess’s foot more gently, making her feel slightly better.
“Husband, you’re amazing, knowing even this.” The Dragon Princess looked at Ye Xuan with admiration, saying: “No one ever told me that being tickled on the foot by a man would make you have a baby.”
“It’s nothing special.” Ye Xuan said smugly: “After all, I learned it from the village aunties… It’s something everyone is too shy to talk about. Didn’t anyone in the Donghai Dragon Palace teach you?”
“They wouldn’t dare.” The Dragon Princess said shyly: “But now I know, because you taught me… So, husband, do I have your baby in my belly now?”
“Probably.” Ye Xuan said, thinking seriously: “I heard that usually it takes about a year to have a baby, but sometimes it takes three to five years, and some people never have one…”
“It doesn’t matter.” The Dragon Princess said: “Even if it takes three to five years, it’s okay. We have plenty of time.”
“Mm.”
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Watching the two in the scene, the entire cultivation world was stunned once again. Truly, one dared to teach, and the other dared to learn–!!!
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