I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 709: Great Crisis

After Gong CaiCai said that she was not too fond of French food, the class leader also said that she was not going to eat here for lunch. It was already embarrassing to come in here to hide from the rain, so how could she be thick-skinned enough to get a free meal.

“Also, I have to go home and cook for Xiao Zhe.” The class leader checked the time on her phone, “He just came back from his aunt’s house yesterday. Maybe he wasn’t used to eating his aunt’s cooking, but I think he’s a bit thinner.”

It wasn’t from being hungry, but from being forced by Uncle Fireball to wear a maid costume while doing housework that he would never have done at home. Might as well make Shu Zhe dress up as a maid every day at home, so he would at least help his sister wash the dishes.

“Xiao Zhe was finally willing to stay at home honestly for the Qixi Festival.” The class leader began to talk about her brother like no one else was around, “I heard that many of his classmates have asked girls out, the young people these days…”

The class leader spoke as if she was much older than Shu Zhe.

“A while ago. I suspected that Xiao Zhe also made a girlfriend, but after observing him recently, it seems I was mistaken.”

You are not wrong, Shu Zhe did break up with his girlfriend Xiao Li, and now he has become someone else’s girlfriend. It’s something you would never expect anyway.

The class leader took her phone to check the time, but before she could put it back in her pocket, it vibrated. The class leader set the phone to vibrate after entering the VIP building, probably because she felt she was an uninvited guest and did not want to disturb others.

“Hello, Xiao Zhe, you’re going out?” The class leader, who was wearing Winnie’s denim shorts, stood up and walked to the window to answer the phone.

“Are you going with other guys to visit the computer market? You’re going to get a cover for the iPad you got yesterday and you’re going to eat lunch outside?” The class leader sighed in relief, then sighed again.

“Pay attention to safety and try to come back early. What do you want to eat for dinner?”

After asking what Shu Zhe wanted for dinner, the class leader hung up the phone and sat back on the couch.

“I originally wanted Cai Cai to come to my home and eat lunch with me and Xiao Zhe…” said the class leader rather regretfully.

“I, I also wanted to learn how to cook from the class leader…” Gong CaiCai said feebly, “Compared to foreign dishes, I still prefer the class leader’s cooking…”

The class leader’s eyebrows twitched ever so slightly, she had an unnatural smile as he said, “Cai Cai, you’re a guest if you come to my house, so how can I let a guest get into the kitchen. You just have to wait patiently for me to finish the dishes…”

“Is… is that so.” Gong CaiCai couldn’t think of any counter arguments.

“Pretty much.” The class leader averted her gaze.

Class leader, why do you feel ashamed? Aren’t you just worried about the clumsy Gong CaiCai breaking all your plates? What do you mean you don’t need guests to be in the kitchen, didn’t you let Xiao Qin help you before? Class leader, are you not going to teach Gong CaiCai how to cook in order to save your plates?

“The amount of dishes Gong CaiCai breaks when making a single dish of tomato and eggs stir-fry, converted into RMB, is enough to order five servings of braised beef rice.”

That’s an unanimous comment on Gong CaiCai’s cooking skills made by girls who have seen Gong CaiCai cooking.

Apparently, Gong CaiCai’s cooking is not bad, it’s at least at an average home cook’s level. Compared to Ai Mi’s and Winnie’s dark cuisine, it wouldn’t be an exaggeration to call it the most delicious on earth (my cooking would also be the most delicious on earth compared to the dark cuisine).

But in any case, if Gong CaiCai cooks, dishes will become consumables like oil, salt, soy sauce, and vinegar. The “crack” and “pop” of the sound of dishes being broken coming from the kitchen is enough to make people frightened.

“Sorry.” Gong Cai Cai, who was dressed as a cook after the wedding, tearfully looked at the debris covered kitchen floor and the empty dining table, then apologized to her husband who came home from work, “Dinner was already ready, but I didn’t hold it steady enough when I brought it to the table…”

“What do I need you for?” The husband ripped off his tie and pounced on her, “I worked hard all day but don’t have any dinner, so why don’t I eat you instead.”

“Please, please not here, ahhhh.”

I accidentally began daydreaming again, then Winnie waved her finger in front of me.

“Woah damn, it seems like there’s something wrong with Ye Lin’s brain.”

“Nonsense.” I reprimanded her, “I was only thinking about something. Einstein also often conducted experiments in his head. I heard that the theory of relativity was discovered in one of his experiments in his head.”

“Really?” Winnie didn’t really believe that the theory of relativity can be thought of in your head, “You’re not lying to me, right? I heard that Einstein tested more than 1600 materials in order to invent the incandescent light…”

“Edison was the one who invented the incandescent light! Don’t get them confused just because both their last names start with ‘E’!”

“What?” Winnie was shocked, “So Edison is his last name? I thought foreigners put their surnames in front of their last names?”

I felt like the security guard at the entrance of Qing Zi Academy as Winnie was about to make me cry.

Winnie’s silliness even amused Gong CaiCai, “Um, Winnie can be so humorous.”

Humorous my ass, she’s just an ignorant.

Hearing Gong CaiCai say she was humorous, Winnie actually admitted it without shame.

“Of course, how would I not know that the one who invented the light bulb is Andersen… I mean Edison, I deliberately said it wrong so you can roast me.”

“By the way, class leader, you said Shu Zhe brought home an iPad yesterday, did you buy it for him? I thought you were worried about it delaying his studies, so you didn’t approve of buying those things.”

Because the class leader was the head of the family of the left-behind children, she was in charge of all the finances. So compared to students who only had an allowance, she was able to buy items like iPads.

The class leader said slightly helplessly, “It was my uncle who bought it for Xiao Zhe. He said he hasn’t seen us in several years, so he gave it to him as a gift. He also said he would tell my aunt take me to buy shoes, in fact, there’s no need to waste money…”

“Is it the uncle of yours who can hunt?” Winnie mimicked a trigger pulling action and asked excitedly.

“That’s him.” The class leader bit his lower lip, “Unfortunately he was attacked by a bear and his right arm was disabled, so he retired and came home early to recuperate.”

“That’s a shame.” Winnie had a vexed look, “I also wanted to learn how to shoot from him.”

Winnie, you want to learn everything. Just two days ago, you called Xiao Qin your teacher, but you weren’t able to learn Yin Yang Sanshou and only barely learned Auntie Ren’s flying kick, and now you want to learn how to shoot… are you planning to make yourself a jack of all trades, but master of none?

“Bear…” Gong CaiCai’s face turned white when she heard that the class leader’s uncle was attacked by a bear, “The class leader’s uncle is too pitiful, I hope his future will be better, but why would a bear attack a people, was it hungry…”

The class leader sighed, Gong CaiCai obviously did not understand the cruelty of the wild animal world. As long as you step into an Asian black bear’s territory or disturb its hibernation, you will be attacked without mercy.

But I think the main reason Uncle Fireball was attacked was because he had jacked away his hunter’s aura.

“Class leader.” Winnie suddenly remembered something, “The bear that attacked your uncle, was it killed by hunters afterward?”

“I don’t think so.” The class leader frowned, “Uncle didn’t talk about in detail, although animals that have attacked people generally do have to be hunted and killed to avoid them making it a habit…”

“Hunted…” it was like this cold word shocked Gong CaiCai, “Do you have to hunt it, can’t you lock it up in a zoo?”

“Tsk, we won’t be hunted so easily.” Xiong YaoYue said with a straw in her mouth that she got from who knows where, “In the end, it’s a member of my family, it must have been clever enough to hide by now.”

The class leader’s face was however cold, as if she would never have given the black bear a chance to attack her uncle if she was there in the forest. It looks like she didn’t give up on hunting that black bear to avenge her uncle.

“Woah shit, class leader, your expression is so scary.” Winnie trembled and said, “I won’t stop you if you want to hunt the bear, but don’t get mistaken and hunt me too.”

She casually grabbed the remote control from the coffee table and pressed the on button for the large wall-mounted LCD TV.

“Let’s not talk about this topic anymore, let’s see what’s on TV.”

When Winnie picked up the remote control, it wasn’t a big deal since I did not have the habit of watching TV. I haven’t even turned on the TV in the past few days, I’ve only been daydreaming or playing with the iPad Ai Mi gives me.

But as the TV screen turned on, my heart suddenly beat faster because I realized that there was a great crisis in front of me.

Damn, this TV had been modified by Dr. Yu! It can receive free adult programs, and the last person who watched TV was Dr. Yu!

Damn, am I going to be watching porn with three girls?