I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 701: Disgusting Drink

“Xiao Hong, what the hell did that beast do to you!”

Fan Chuan could not hold back any longer and asked Shu Zhe anxiously.

“That’s right!” Xiao Ding also said from behind, “If you don’t tell us, how will we know how to avenge you!”

Unless one had prior knowledge, it was difficult for anyone to tell, either in appearance or voice, that “Xiao Hong”, who was now crouched at the head of the bed while trembling slightly, was in fact a cute boy.

Shu Zhe raised his head, he used his slender arm that was adorned with a maid’s wrist ornaments, then wiped his tears and said:

“Uncle, he… the package hasn’t arrived yet, but uncle couldn’t wait, he, he forced me to drink…”

Fan Chuan saw a clear unknown liquid sliding down from the corner of Shu Zhe’s mouth, he didn’t know whether if it was tears or something else.

Fan Chuan was immediately angered, both his eyes were red as he roared: “So he actually even that kind of thing to do to you! How dare he do that to your mouth…”

While he was angry, Uncle Fireball and I could still hear the concern and love in his voice from the living room.

“Yeah.” the emotionally unstable Shu Zhe sniffled and nodded, but in fact, he may not have heard Fan Chuan’s question clearly.

Xiao Ding was so angry that he stomped his feet and glared at Uncle Fireball who was standing in the living room, but he frowned and did not respond.

“It, it doesn’t matter even if you’ve done that kind of thing!”

Fan Chuan was going to rush to the living room to duke it out with Uncle Fireball, but when he saw Shu Zhe’s eyes were red and he was out of breath because of the prolonged crying, he felt obliged to stay next to him.

“Xiao Hong! My love for you surpasses gender! Why would I care if you’ve been touched by someone else?” Fan Chuan exclaimed, “Don’t be sad! I’m here to protect you! I won’t let anyone else hurt you anymore!

He got emotional and couldn’t help but lean down and hug Shu Zhe from behind.

Shu Zhe was dumbfounded when he was suddenly hugged and could also feel his sincere feelings. He didn’t desperately struggle like the last time he was hugged by Fan Chuan in the men’s washroom, but let him wrap his arms around his waist.

Their two bodies were only separated by a thin layer of fabric, I think even their heartbeats can be transmitted to each other, right?

Shu Zhe, who has always known only to worship money and schemes, instantly had an extremely rare safe and happy expression on his face.

Although fleeting, for a thousandth of a second, all the gloom and darkness was swept away from his eyes and it was immersed in happiness and joy.

His pupils then immediately contracted, and his expression showed self-loathing, but in any case, he did not break free from Fan Chuan’s embrace.

After days of being coerced by his uncle, has he finally found a harbor where he can take temporary refuge?

Xiao Ding felt that Fan Chuan was too bold, but also hated he beat him to it, so there was no choice but to watch the two cling onto each other.

Uncle Fireball commented, “Holy shit, it’s really a generation worse than the previous!”

Hearing his uncle speak, Shu Zhe seemed to recall the encounter of having something poured into his mouth again, coughed a few times and complained, “It’s disgusting… uncle forced me to drink… it’s disgusting…”

Fan Chuan held Shu Zhe tighter while glaring at Uncle Fireball with a desire to kill, then comforted Shu Zhe and said:

“Don’t cry! I won’t force you! I’ll eat pineapple every day from now on, I’ll make sure it tastes great!”

Fan Chuan, that’s enough! Where the hell did you hear that from! Even if you are pineapple for a year, Shu Zhe won’t find that stuff delicious!

Shu Zhe did not seem to understand what Fan Chuan meant, but he shyly twisted his body.

“Fan Chuan, you…”

“Call me Xiao Chuan! I’ve said it before! Xiao Hong, if you have any requests, just tell me!”

“Xiao Chuan, you…” Shu Zhe blushed, “You’re pressing it against me and it’s uncomfortable…”

“You damn pervert!” Xiao Ding finally could not resist it and reached out to grab the back of Fan Chuan’s collar.

Fan Chuan dodged it while saying: “Get lost! It’s a natural reaction when I’m deeply in love! We are both in love with each other, it has nothing to do with a DOTA man like you!”

“Of course it’s my business!” Xiao Ding said incoherently, “DOTA is the greatest game in the world! Those who play LOL are all elementary school students!”

“Hmph! As long as Xiao Hong is willing to follow me, I can uninstall LOL tomorrow! Can you uninstall DOTA!”

“I…” Xiao Ding hesitated for a moment.

Fan Chuan sneered, “How about it? Although Xiao Hong has acted your girlfriend, in the end, I still love her more! You aren’t even willing to uninstall DOTA…”

“This proves nothing!” Xiao Ding was vexed, “It only proves that DOTA has better customer engagement than LOL! I dare you to play two games with me…”

“I’m not going! Come find me on the Demacia server if you want to play against me!”

“Fuck Demacia! Let go of Xiao Hong first!”

“I won’t let go! Xiao Hong likes being held by me! Don’t you agree, Xiao Hong?”

“…..”

Shu Zhe was being fought over by two men and remained silent.

“That’s enough!” On the contrary, it was Uncle Fireball who couldn’t remain silent anymore, “You guys are molesting my nephew right in front of me, do you think I’m disabled?”

“You have no right to talk about me.” Fan Chuan glared at Uncle Fireball, “You, his uncle, you forced it all into Xiao Hong’s mouth, you….”

He was disgusted and couldn’t say any more.

“What did I pour!” Uncle Fireball was also angry, he reached out and pointed to the half bottle of alcohol on the table, “I just wanted my nephew to accompany me to drink a little! Who knew he would cry after one sip!”

“Eh?” Xiao Ding froze, “So it’s not, not…”

“What did you think it was!” Uncle Fireball yelled, “What do you guys think I did to my nephew! What do you guys want to do to my nephew in the future!”

Fan Chuan did not immediately believe him, only after receiving an affirmative answer from Shu Zhe, he exhaled a breath.

“Fortunately you didn’t, or I won’t spare you bastard, Su DongPo…”

“You’re Su Dong Po!” Uncle Fireball gasped, “My name is Shu DongBo! Let go of my nephew!”

“Why should I let go?” Fan Chuan said, “We are both in love, if you want to interfere, I’ll turn you into Dong Po meat!”

I originally thought I was going to see a family tragedy, but did not expect it to turn into a farce. I was no longer able to suppress my laughter, and asked Shu Zhe:

“What? Xiao Zhe, you and Fan Chuan are in love? Then I would like to congratulate the two of you…”

Reminded by my sarcasm, Shu Zhe began to struggle in Fan Chuan’s embrace. He signaled with his eyes for him to let go, so Fan Chuan had to reluctantly let go for the time being.

“Ye Lin can stay behind.” Uncle Fireball ordered, “You two unrelated people can stop pestering my nephew and leave!”

“That won’t do!” Fan Chuan refused, “Who knows how you would abuse Xiao Hong after we leave!”

Xiao Ding, in a rare move, agreed with Fan Chuan, “Su DongPo isn’t a good person either! He was a pedophile and bought a concubine in Hangzhou who was only 12 years old!”

“I said I’m not Su DongPo!” Uncle Fireball, Shu Dongbo, was about to explode with anger.

Although based on the situation, Uncle Fireball seems less perverted in real life compared to online, but I can’t take it lightly, with my current physical condition, if I stay alone to negotiate, it would still be a little dangerous.

So I cleared my throat, “Speaking from the class leader, I should actually call you a Uncle Shu, but it feels a bit awkward to say…”

“Hmph, my family’s surname has always been unlucky. You can call me Uncle Fireball, it’s not like people would know what it means.”

Shu DongBo did not let me call him “Uncle Dong Bo”. I don’t know if it was because of it’s similarity to Su DongPo, or he was afraid that I would mistakenly call him ” Uncle Dong Po”, “Dong Po meat” or something else.

I looked through Shu Zhe’s bedroom with my eyes, as well as the two trap lovers standing inside.

“I think Uncle Fireball should already know what relationship the two of them have with Shu Zhe, so they can’t be driven away before the situation is cleared. It is better to let them stay here, later when you have something to explain them, you can also explain it.”

“What else do you need to explain! Uncle Fireball grunted, “They should stay away from my nephew while they still can! If I hadn’t already handed back my gun…”

Eh? Uncle Fireball, you don’t have a gun? For some reason, I’m relieved! I was worried that you would send another gun to the class leader.

“You’re the one who should stay away from your own nephew!” Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding of course did not accept his words.

Out of everyone here, I was the one who was relatively calm (Of course! I will have a heart attack if I get too excited), I used my sunglasses to point to the other bedroom with the open door.

“Tell you what, Uncle Fireball, you come with me to your bedroom and have a good talk about what you want to do with Shu Zhe after dinner.”

Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding simultaneously shot Uncle Fireball with gazes of contempt. Instead of responding to me, Uncle Fireball pointed to both of them and said:

“Are we going to leave them in the room alone with with my nephew?”

“Don’t underestimate people!” Fan Chuan yelled, “I’m not the same as you, if Xiao Hong says she doesn’t want to, I will never force her!”

“Me too!” Xiao Ding said with a sense of pride.

Shu Zhe lowered his head and did not take a stand, I pondered for a moment and said to Uncle Fireball, “Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan will supervise each other, and we’re so close, so if something really happened, we will come out to stop it…”

“Then fine.” Uncle Fireball nodded, “But I will warn you in advance: if you guys had everything planned out and do something to Shu Zhe–“

“— then Shu Zhe’s sister won’t let you go! I personally taught my niece how to shoot! Do you think your heads are tougher than a wild boar?”